Poor Little Lamb

One of the unfortunate - but duly warned - victims of the Florida Panthers' Rent-a-Puck Bunny campaign. Jimmy thought he slipped a fast one past the Cats' "Internal Security" when one of his hands wasn't in plain view of the camera during a photo shoot with an Ice Dancer during Fred Dorfman night at the Coral Springs Rotary Club recently. As policy clearly stated in the legally-binding waiver, Jimmy was offered to a food- and sleep-deprived Stanley C. Panther, following the stinging loss to Minnesota. Our condolences.