Florida Panthers UFAs - Sign 'em or Burn 'em: Jassen Cullimore

 


Jassen Cullimore

#22 / Defenseman / Florida Panthers

6-5

220

Dec 04, 1972


GP G A P +/- PIM PPG SHG GWG GTG SOG PCT
2008 - Jassen Cullimore 68 2 8 10 -10 37 0 0 0 0 52 3.8

 

2008-09 Cap Hit:  $830,000

Pros:

  • Stepped in when signed from purgatory called upon, following long-term injury to 14-year-contract holding defenseman Bryan Allen
  • I have his rookie card. Many of them. Unintentionally
  • Gains points by spelling his name "Jassen"
  • A bargain. Won't command anywhere near $1M (US) next season
  • Shoots a lot (52 SOG) for a stay-at-home
  • Very responsible defensively, utilizing size and aggressiveness
  • Helped Zednik off the ice "that night"
  • Won Stanley Cup with Tampa Bay in 2004
  • From Simcoe, ON. "Simcoe" is, in fact, an awesome hockey name

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Cons:

  • Won Stanley Cup with Tampa Bay in 2004
  • Best offensive year was 1998-99 (aka: a billion years ago), garnering 17 points
  • Born in 19-freaking-72 (Apollo XIV is the cutoff for old guys in these here parts)
  • Loses points by spelling his name "Jassen"
  • Somehow failed to make the Wings as a walk-on in '07( ...the Hell!)
  • Spent an entire day of his life looking like this:

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