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Don't Know About You, But...

...anything amiss? Got this here. Sounds pretty non-denominational...until the picture is opened. Schmucks. See? Here's the reason attendance has been flagging in Sunrise: the Panthers play in the Gulf of Mexico. I'm sure our Shadow Fans in Panama City are tearing it up. And I'm really enjoying Marlins games in Lake Okeechobee, though I'm soon to be re-inflating my season seat. I'm really missing out, considering the uber-sized Golfing, Diving, and Fishing & Boat Rentals in the Straits of Florida. Oh yeah, and according to this here activity map, the Homestead NASCAR race this weekend doesn't exist. Better let my buds know, before they show up to an empty KOA.