Behold Hockey -n- Heels, "Where Women Come to Learn the Game" (Ed. note: not my line). Because nothing sells tickets to an evening with Sidney Crosby like a Nair-enhanced smooth shave and pink laces.
It's a pretty good deal all around, whether doing the all-inclusive (which has got to be the best bargain in all of hockey, short of that booze thing in Phoenix) or just the upgrade. Rumor has it wordsmith/YouTube phenom Randy Moller will be popping in.
I'll be there for my first Crosby/Malkin sighting anyway, laces or not.