Out to destroy Twitter, Flyers trade Carter & Richards in separate pre-draft deals

Philadelphia GM Paul Holmgren - not a man known for conservative approaches at roster fixes - cemented his legacy in Flyers history this afternoon by trading both of his club's co-captains:

• C Jeff Carter to the Columbus Blue Jackets for W Jakub Voracek and 1st (8th overall) and third round picks, via The Cannon
• C Mike Richards to the Los Angeles Kings for uber-prospect F Brayden Schenn, W Wayne Simmonds, and a second round pick, via Battle of California

The explosion you recently heard outside the window was that of an Eastern fanbase in anarchy.